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When an assignment or project is under the "Vampire Rule" it means it is due before the professor gets up in the morning...
Commonly around sunrise.
When working on a Systems Architecture project at Drexel U. the professor sends out an email around 11pm stating the deadline is no longer midnight, but is now under the "Vampire Rule". This creates confusion and disarray for the student who planed to still go out at midnight and have a good time; Now they are forced to complete the assignment in order to stay with the curve.
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A vampire orgy takes place at night in the woods. It involves a group homosexual albino black men who are afraid to come out during the day, due to the shame they bring to them selfs. They start by gathering gorilla limbs, they use the gorillas blood as lube while they aggressively jam said limbs into each others orifices, while sucking each others necks.
When i was walking in the woods at night i saw a vampire orgy, it was so fucked up...
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Lots of people think that a vampire kiss is just kissing and biting the neck, it's not. It can either be:
1) Licking out a woman when she is on her period.
2) Sucking the blood from any cuts or scratches.
3) Kissing with period blood in your mouth.
Guy 1: "I gave my girlfriend a vampire kiss last night"
Guy 2: "You idiot! you can catch HIV from that"
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A man that feeds off the juice that comes outa the anus.. and must butt loving you to survive. If they get you too hard.. They might turn you into a anal vampire. And your forced to go around at night to butt love everyone to survive..To repell a anal vampire! spit out your window and pee all over your bed partner and eat your shit.
How to kill an anal vampire. This is most difficult! You must steal his magickal gold. In his left hand. Then you most make sure to stab a stake in his weewee and his butthole. This should paralize him. Then you must give him a alaskan firedragon so he chockes and dies..
How to tell if your friends a anal vampire. First.. if he says he likes big butts and tight butts.. Second, If he talks about bleeding from his penis. Last, If he eats bananas. alot.
Btw, These are real. Females can be infected too...
OMG... This man snuck in my bed last night and gave me some butt lovin'... Think he was a anal vampire.
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An energy vampire is an individual or a small group of like minded people who have the unique ability to suck the energy from the room.
Almost all people encounter energy vampires in their life but they are mistaken to be 'bitches' and 'dicks'.
Energy vampire numbers are often highest in the education system
Teacher 'stop talking and listen, listen good! You are all to stay behind after the bell so that we can catch up on the math work you all are failing'
student 1 'what a bitch!'
student 2 'my friend you are mistaken, mrs bellend is a textbook energy vampire
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Basically, a term by which insecure freaks describe various other people, as a way of explaining depression and anxiety caused by their own insecurities. Characteristics of people prone to identify psychic vampires are:
1. Goths and other freakish ass-clowns who dress in black and think that writing bad poetry makes them "deep".
2. Insecure manic depressives who think that they couldn't possibly be depressed because they are worthless gits, therefore it must be those pesky "psychic vampires" again.
Person 1: Hey that guy is a real psychic vampire. I always feel drained and depressed when I'm around him.
Person 2: Perhaps it's time you got a life and stopped being a self-obsessed ass-goblin.
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Person 1: Help! The guy with me is a real psychic vampire!
Person 2: Hey, I didn't know you'd become a goth.
Person 1: Sure. Would you like to hear some bad poetry?
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a man/woman who becomes addicted to sex similar to how a vampire craves blood.
Dude: My new girlfriend is such a sex vampire. She can't get enough of this cock.
Chic: My boyfriend is such a sex vampire...kind of a reverse Edward Cullen...but i can dig.
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