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A derivative of the phrase, "Blowin' in the wind," which itself was coined by singer-songwriter Bob Dylan in his hit song of the same name. Whereas people use the original phrase to respond to profound societal and political questions, "Wankin' in the wind" is used in situations where the answer to a question is so painfully obvious that even someone foolish enough to masturbate in public would be able to answer it.
Person #1: When's the Fourth of July?
Person #2: Bro, you serious? The answer is wankin' in the wind!
Person #3: Arnold, did you hear that dumbass Barry in math class today?
Person #4: No! What'd he say?
Person #3: Dude, he asked the teacher what 30/6 is.
Person #4: HAH! Holy shit, what a moron. The answer was wankin' in the wind!
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When you are completely exposed either literally or to laughter, jokes and ridicule from friends and enemies alike in a comical fashion.
Me: Ayo, you seen what happened to Jackson?
Them: yup. His girl was letting the clip go about his stroke game.
Me: damn, had that man out here cheeks to the wind.
Them: she was wylin for that.
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When you shove your forearm so far up a female deuce hole and you pull out bring her the lining of her rectum out with you
Dude I wind socked her so fucking hard, the lining of her rectum was flapping in the wind
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Larissa: ogm zach dat moove is so in reel life!11
Everyone: REAL LIFE?! WTF?
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when one is running a race and his shorts ride up in the breeze, letting a ball hang low. thus, the balls are in the wind.
when i ran the mile in gym class, i went balls to the wind on the final stretch
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a girl who used to be percieved as ugly who is now realized to be attractive.
person 1: yo is that quinn?
person 2: yeah. its crazy i used to think she was so ugly.
person 3: i guess she just got her second wind
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