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When u smuther Peanut Butter All of ur Ballz and let your dog lick it off..
My Dog Gave me the Peanut Butter Wonder!
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A person with a 1 inch peinis or a being with a abnormaly small penis
Jofe:Oh you know wade yeah
Dan:yeah y jofe
Jofe:because he has a 1 inch wonder
Dan:funny jofe
Elliot:jofe your mem said you have a 1 inch wonder
Everyone:laughs
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Binky is an amaginary dog created out of utter boredom in 1992 at Vitos III in Toledo, Oh.- He is half Chihuahua, half Malamute, half Weimariner- He's a whole 'lotta dog.- He also has a hare lip, with the resultant "mark, mark" heard when he wants attention. His presence at Vitos nearly caused the co-owner to go insane, and nearly got her a food safety violation- his water and food dish were in the back room.
He still can be found every once in a while, usually in the vicinity of Matt M. at Vito's I
"Hey man, you just stepped on Binky the wonder dog!"
"What?, where is he?"
"Mark, Mark, Mark"
"Oh, there he is. I'm sorry Binky."
"Grr...Marrrrk"
"Would you idiots get back to work!"
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some one who gets really really really really really really really high after hitting the joint/pipe/bong once;
a pot-smoking light weight.
No more for me, thanks. I'm such a one hit wonder!
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the stevie wonder complex is a complex where you use your hands to feel around for something and not your eyes
tanya: (hyperventilating) i can't find my phone! it's not in my fucking bag!
mike: "let mommy use her fingers" (mike uses the stevie wonder complex by feeling around the outside of the bag and not using his eyes and low and behold.. walla! mike finds tanya's phone then smacks her)
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When you're tryin to fuck but she only lets you motorboat one boob.
Friend A: "You get it in last night?"
Friend B: "Man, I was tryin, but she was only a one tit wonder."
Someone with a strong ability of unloading a maxed out car in one trip.
This dude has 3 boxes, 9 bags of groceries, a baby, the mail, and still has one free hand for shutting the trunk and opening the front the front door. He’s a 1 Trip Wonder.