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A formal way of getting out of having to “Talk to people”.
Heres how:
Step 1: Go to the bathroom.
Step 2: Poop.
Step 3: Leave.
Step 4: Touch Grass.
“Sorry, I cant go to the funeral, I have to poop.”
As funny as it may seem, poop is a noise, WITH SMELL, that COMES OUT OF YOUR BUTT.