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A burger that comes with summer squash
"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the I Know What You Did Last Summer Squash Burger, you should try it!"
Suddenly, Mini-Wheat is put on trial. It's accidental, but the judge is unaware. He sits in fear, nervous of what the judge will do- because of what he's done to the other people. It's 1945, so "Mini-Wheat Discrimination" has not been put into place yet. He is sentenced to immediate execution. No more Mini-Wheat, kids.
Judge: Next is Mini-Wheat.
Everyone: oh god mini wheat what are you doing at the nuremberg trials
shit what was this for again my mate over there said this was the place to put it but I don't remember what went here
"Yo jerry like put that on a mug or something"
"oh god oh fuck what was supposed to go here again"
A phrase that teachers use when students are being annoying because they didn't get the colour of a certain item they wanted.
Friend: "Gets 1 million dollars"
You: "Gets nothing"
You: "Teacher, why did my friend get a million dollars and I got nothing?"
Teacher: "YOU GET WHAT YOU GET AND YOU DON'T GET UPSET NOW SHUT UP KID"
A common thing teachers say in primary school, when you upset someone or hurt someone.
It can also be used when you are TALKING WHEN THE TEACHER IS (which btw I have not done) ;)
You pull Bob’s hair.
Bob is crying like crazy.
Me: It wasn’t me!
Teacher: Say sorry NOW!!
Me: Uh, sorry Bob
Teacher: Now go sit in timeout and think about what you have done.
Reluctantly, you go and sit in the ‘special timeout chair’ that isn’t different from the rest of the blue chairs.
A tasty snack for occasional lesbianism.
I the toast flavored pinnacles of humanity and what they mean to the seven dwarvesed your mom.
A saying that some guys have that they say to a woman when she turns them down for a date or a request for sex.
Often a rhetorical question.
Kathy: No,I'm not going to date you.
John: What you think your better than me?