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A Small township in Central New Jersey made up of four smaller towns; Millington, Stirling, Gillette, and Meyersville. The town mainly consists of Rich People and Old People. Most people in Long Hill (or LH for short) are Rich White Italians that own McMansions. There are also some Costa Ricans that share the apartments in downtown areas. Although most people are rich, the K-8 School system is very poor and is famous for firing teachers and disbanding arts programs. About 90% of the people in Long Hill smoke pot. In fact, Long Hill, New Jersey is the Weed Capital of the nearby area. There are dealers on every street, and tons of hidden areas to smoke a nice joint. Everyone in Long Hill pretty much has the same style, likes the same music, and watches the same shows. Long Hill kids go to High School at Watchung Hills Regional High School. Long Hill kids are always the most popular there, and tend to stick together. Overall, Long Hill is a great place to raise a family as long as you make 250K+ a year. Popular Hang Out spots include Marcellos II, Dorseys, Cumberland Farms (Country Farms), Hilltop, Stewars, Burger King, Valley Mall, Dunkin Donuts, and various places throughout the town that are good for sitting down, and ripping on a bong. Long Hill may just be the greatest town ever.
A Day in Long Hill Township, New Jersey
LH Kid #1: Yo, wanna chill?
LH Kid #2: Well, since we always smoke pot when we chill, yeah. Let me just walk down the street to the nearest weed dealers house.
Dealer: You good bro? What kinda kush you want.
LH Kid #1: Just give me something that will blow my mind.
LH Kid #2: IDK what we would do without weed and xbox.
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A comedy podcast produced and hosted by Bill, Brent, and Andy. Home page for the show is www.nhafterhours.com
Visit the New Hampshire After Hours show's website. www.nhafterhours.com
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To pay 3,000 for a gold chain
Gucci Gang Gucci Gang Gucci Gang, Spend three racks on a new chain, My bitch love do cocaine.
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The newest Mario game available for the Wii U. The fourth in the New Super Mario Brothers series, it is the first in HD. It launched alongside the Wii U on November 18, 2012.
I just bought the new Mario game called New Super Mario Brothers U!
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Lost to the Wilton High School Lady Warriors...and still can't accept it...see ramburgers
"Hey is the New Canaan meet next week?"
"Yeah...I'll bring the buns"
"Ok but they'll probably bring their own"
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A band of heroic legendary police officers sworn to protect the universities and colleges of the New York's SUNY system.
Challenged by the quarells of protecting millions of staff, faculty, and students.
Dedicated to justice. Enforcing the law and protecting life liberty and property.
Also they have bad ass hats and uniforms.
They are trained by police academies recognized by the new york state department of criminal justice services.
They seek to one day have all the departments at different SUNY schools to become centralized; thus, so they will be more organized, run more efficiently, and better be able to protect and serve the people of NYS.
There are approximately 40 of them at stony brook university. about 3 to 6 usualy work per 8.25 hour tour. At stony brook they are responsible for the safety of over 40,000 people during the day. That includes faculty, staff, students, the University Hospital patients, and all other people who have business there.
God bless them. Every one of them.
Note: Sometimes refered to as NYSUP or UPD, or by the specific department like SUPD (StonyBrook University Police department).
Those New York State University Police cops are pretty fucking hot. I wonder if i can seduce one to have my babies. I wonder if he'll tie me and and let me ride him all night.
The New York State University Police saved my life when i got drunk and passed out in the snow over winter.
The New York State University Police caught the guy who assaulted me and stole my wallet.
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exuse me ... classless????
OHHHH FUNNYY ....I BELIEVE WILTON BITCHES ARE THE CLASSLESS ATTENTION SEEKING LOSERS WHO STARTED THE FIGHT....AND HAD YOUR MOMMIES BUY YOU APRONS AND T-SHIRTS SO YOU COULD COVER YOUR UGLY/HAIRY/FAT BODIES AND PRETEND YOU ARE NEW CANAAN'S RIVAL! AND HAHAHAHAHAHAAH YOU LOST TO NEW CANAAN IN STATES......ALSO ...CLASSLESS IS EITHER 1. WHEN YOU ARE KITT HARDING... or 2. ON THE WILTON SWIM TEAM WHO WORE CUSTOM MADE SHIRTS THAT SAID "RAMBURGER" AT THE DUAL MEET AGAINST NEW CANAAN.
wow get your definitions correct ..
beat wilton
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