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Very handsome and very nice. Makes funny jokes and isn’t too serious. He is very good at soccer. Super smart. Never gives up. Can be a total dickhead at times. Always trustworthy and has great integrity. Has a lot if energy. Doesn’t care what people think about him. He tells people if he hates them so they know what they are doing wrong in life.
Girl 1: Look at that guy over there.
Girl:2 Yea. That’s probably Marcello.
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An Italian who can't hold a pistol properly.
Tony: Marcello!
Marcello: What is it?
Tony: What you doing?
Marcello: Holding a pistol
Tony: Mamma mia, Marcello! That's not how you hold a pistol!
Marcello: What you mean?
Tony (holding the pistol properly): THIS is how you hold a pistol! Alberto! Come-a look at Marcello!
Alberto (holding 2 rifles in the proper Italian way): *deep inhale* MAMMA MIA!!!
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A name of Italian descent usually more common in Naples, Italy.
The name is pronounced (Mar-chello) and not Marsello.
My name by the way and I love it :).
Ex. yo marcello you the shit dawg
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Marcello is a tall boy with glasses. He is Italian and tall. If you were to describe Marcello in three words, they would be Tall, Glasses, Italian.
Person 1: "Hey, have you seen Marcello?"
Person 2: "Oh, you mean that tall Italian with glasses?
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Italian name. Most likely from Brazil
Very happy person, Stupid and innocent...to your face. Little do you know, he is pissing on your toilette seat as we speak. it's not because he is stupid and doesn't know how to pull his foreskin back and aim right, its just that he doesn't care.
A man who has the whole world fooled except for the people that live with him.
Mostly dependent upon a maid, he lets his roommates or girlfriend clean up after him. With Arrogance as his middle name, he cocks his head back and laughs as loud as he can at his own jokes.
The dinner etiquette he possesses contradicts itself. He properly uses the silverware, but he tips his cup back so the wine dribbles out the sides and down his chin, properly wiping after-wards.
Marcello's are known for being so afraid of spiders, that they will deftly attempt to kill it (with your remote) while totally spilling their red wine on your white carpet in the process.
His careless nature leads to sloppy habits like leaving his shoes in your walk space (preferably in front of your bedroom door).
#1
Marcello: Guess what man, my Girl Friend Caught me online again.
guy: Oh yeah, and she didn't dump you?
Marcello: No man, i gave her excuse... she thinks i am estupid, bahahh ha hahh ha ha!!!!
#2
Marcello: Hey bro, im going on a date with this girl from online.
guy: oh yeah?
Marcello: if things go well, maybe i go to her place, maybe f%ck her in the A##.
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The name of a dirty mother fucker who is stuck in a giant acid trip. Tends to smell like 305’s and hits up younger girls on his Freetime.
Oh no there’s marcello.
I heard he smells like 305’s
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