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A couple you see that are all over each other. It makes you wanna throw up. Extreme PDA.
Dude, You and your girlfriend are such Tea Time Party Hoppers. I never see you without you sucking face with her!
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A move were ur mother is strapped to a ceiling fan in motion and your father gets a little lucky every time she passes bye
Caught ur parents doing ceiling fan hangy time last night
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when five straight guys jump backwards all the way to walmart screaming the Ymca song as loud as they can while dressed up as the back street boys holding bananas 🍌
ay cuzzo you know what time it is right ?
oh hell nah let's get to it before we're late..
it's broke back lemon time
get to skipping
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While playing a lego game you will suddenly be messaged by the fabled jax "whats your time zone" This is a warning of the tragedy that will happen.
In the middle of a set the fabled jax messaged me "whats your time zone?" I missed my set the second after.
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a person who consumes a high does of xanax or several bars and falls asleep, only to awake hours later in a strange place with no memory of the trip. Often times, the trip is on an airplane, train, or roadtrip.
"so i got on the plane in NY popped a bar, next thing i knew i was in germany.WTF, where was the movie, or the hot stewerdess?"
"you my friend are a time traveling ghost rider."
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when you need to go make the tea wich u have to use a bag for....if u r stupid you r still reading so i will just say it damn it !! TEA BAGGING
my boyfriend is having a hard and he whispers in my ear tea time bitch!
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The most annoying phrase a person can use to assert their know-it-all "knowledge."
Republican: It is immoral, and we shouldn't be funding it!
Democrat: It should only be a choice made by that person, not an authority! And by the way, we don't fund it...private donors fund it! What do you have to say about that?
Republican: Well, last time I checked, it is against the Bible and against the law!
Democrat: Oh, really? When WAS the last time you checked?
Republican: Awhile back when I was reading the...
Democrat: Awhile back, huh? Well you know what? What you read before 1973 doesn't matter anymore, because it is in fact NOT against the law, and the Bible holds no authority because of separation of church and state!
Republican: (speechless)
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