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J. Chadley is a person who dominates women as he has a massive dong
Man john chadley just stole my girlfriend and got her pregnant
John Brandon is probably the best man you’ll ever meet. There’s nothing he cannot do. He has upstanding moral character, is strong, handsome, and the kind of boy you bring home to meet your mother. He has a huge heart. He is also notorious for having fun and always knows how to have a good time. He makes the best of any situation he’s in. John Brandons are usually successful individuals, but build their lives to serve others. John Brandon’s life is one big adventure. A true high value man. If you have a John Brandon in your life there’s no doubt he’s made a positive impact. A difference maker, an athlete, an artist, a romantic, a dreamer, a go-getter, are all appropriate ways to describe John Brandon. John Brandon is charismatic and befriends all. He’s very caring and genuinely wants the best for the people around him and will do his best to foster that. He is also very emotionally intelligent, but prone to deep sadness that is masked with a smile. He loves is friends and is fiercely loyal, sometimes to a fault. Although he’s successful he’s not the best at taking care of himself and will often forego his basic needs in pursuit of a goal or adventure. You will never be bored around John Brandon. Although he may seem extraordinarily innocent and tame at first, once you get to know him you’ll learn about his wild nature and risk-taking tendencies. You will tell your kids stores about John Brandon.
Stranger 1: “what’s John Brandon doing these days?”
Stranger 2: “John Brandon’s always into some goodness.”
Stranger 3: “That guy loves Jesus.”
a fucking piece of shit that steals all my damn gum
John Beurer is Nicolette Martinez’s little bitch
A faggot who spends all his time on the internet
Want to hang out?
No im being a John with an H today.
When 2 males squat face to face in a gym while one twists the nipples of the other as if fine tuning a radio station
“I was 3 reps into my set when bro gym-johnned me…”
The name of a fucking legend who will become prime minister one day
“damn that guy is so hot, but not as hot as john sunflower seeds!”
(Noun) The N-word but papa John said it
Blarg: GRIZZY SAY THE Papa Johns Word
Grizzy: No! I can’t he’s not black!