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Kim is a teacher, he likes to touch all his students, mostly male studens, and if you report him he will make his spider eat you.
my teacher is a guy named kim, is that good?
Yeah the UD editor. One of their names is Jeff or something.
Jeff the Jewish guy. I wonder if he is watching tonight
A guy who seems intimating and set to be a jerk. but is actually a good guy
Example 1: Beck Oliver from victorious seems like he is supposed to be a jerk but he really is the Tough good guy.
Example 2: Diego from Ice Age seems like bad guy but he’s the Tough Good Guy
The star of awful r/2sentence2horror jokes, used to portray a murderer.
“I sure hope nobody stabs me with a knife this wonderful Sunday morning!”
“Shing shing”, said knife guy.
A Gay person who is irritating, but can be nice in the cases that you are like him/her.
You're the guy. #A Guy
They are a bunch of spoiled little white kids who fuck anything they see, from a dog (literally happened) to a tree, or even a real-life girl if they are lucky. If they are in a relationship they are more than likely cheating. They say the n-word so much that you need to do a double-take on what year this is. Other than that, in their free time they vape and smoke marijuana.
"This guy got me high, and I let him hit just to find out he has a girlfriend of 2 years"
"Was he one of those Cranford Guys"
"Yeah..."
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A professional commercial sign installer, quite possible the most talented group of uncertified humans in the construction industry. They are known for their ability to be a welder, electrician, painter, crane operator and truck driver in an 8 hour period. They work long hours and are often mistreated and misunderstood. They have a tendency to not give a fuck when it comes to safety, although they won’t do anything that endangers anyone other than themselves. They work in snow, rain, hot, cold and are forced into living in hotels for weeks on end in order to complete a job. They have the capabilities to consume very large amounts of alcohol in record time and as a result, have some of the best libido on earth.
Girl at bar: Why are those crane operators so dirty?
Guy in corner: Lady those aren’t crane operators, those are sign guys. They do it all.
Girl: Ooh I want a sign guy