Go sit in timeout and think about what you have done.

A common thing teachers say in primary school, when you upset someone or hurt someone.
It can also be used when you are TALKING WHEN THE TEACHER IS (which btw I have not done) ;)

You pull Bob’s hair.
Bob is crying like crazy.
Me: It wasn’t me!
Teacher: Say sorry NOW!!
Me: Uh, sorry Bob
Teacher: Now go sit in timeout and think about what you have done.
Reluctantly, you go and sit in the ‘special timeout chair’ that isn’t different from the rest of the blue chairs.

the toast flavored pinnacles of humanity and what they mean to the seven dwarves

A tasty snack for occasional lesbianism.

I the toast flavored pinnacles of humanity and what they mean to the seven dwarvesed your mom.

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What you think your better than me?

A saying that some guys have that they say to a woman when she turns them down for a date or a request for sex.
Often a rhetorical question.

Kathy: No,I'm not going to date you.
John: What you think your better than me?

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What you think your better than me?

A saying that some guys have that they say to a woman when she turns them down for a date or a request for sex.
Often a rhetorical question.

Kathy: No,I'm not going to date you.
John: What you think your better than me?

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Wilton High School Girls Swim Team .. what a joke

sorry. correction- you lost to New Canaan in FCIACs ... anyway... the point is, just stop trying to be New Canaan's rival because you're not good enough.

who TRYS to be another team's rival by coming to the team's HOME SENIOR MEET, wearing aprons & carrying spatulas? Screaming KILL THE RAMBURGERS.... hahahhah oh yeah, you guessed it... the Wilton High School Girls Swim Team... pretty immature

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I don't even know what hole to put my dick in

A new phrase thats rapidly gaining in popularity, this is used to describe ones condition if one is utterly confused, wasted, high, or just plain out of it. Its often used to describe situations that have already happened but is not limited to that. There are many variations, a few of the more common ones are following:

-I don't know what hole to put my dick in
-I can't even tell which hole to put my dick in
-I put my dick in all the wrong holes

"Man, that party last night was so crazy I didn't even know which hole to put my dick in."

"Algebra is so confusing, I don't even know what hole to put my dick in!"

"I feel bad about that chick the other day, I was so wasted I put my dick in all the wrong holes..."

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I could write a book about what I've been through.

The state of being so helplessly fucked that the only thing left for you to do is to write a book about your crappy life. The book will not concern matters the general populace, or even Dr. Phil, will give two shits about. The only copies sold will be to your mother and maybe, if you're lucky, to some pervert you don't even know who happens to be cursed with the same crippling victim mentality.

Joe: "Hey. I'm really sorry that you lost custody of your kid."

Sally: "I know! The judge hates women and is in cahoots with my ex-husband who has been secretly drugging me with meth for the past 3 years so that I would fail the drug test administered at the court hearing which occurred one day, plus the statutorily allowed period of time during which the court ruling could be appealed, ago. I could write a book about what I've been through."

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