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The act of justifying ones actions or thoughts through a series of highly contrived, and quite officious, sounding language in a psychological vein, which is, in fact, meaningless.
I was talking to myself yesterday and started really rambling and not making sense and I said to myself that I was just blowing cheese out my nose.
The ultimate of all comebacks to an insult.
Doubly effective as a comeback to a comeback to your insult.
Can be used when you're disgusted at something.
Or as an expression of surprise.
Your mother eats dog snot!
you: Suck the cheese off a dead man's foreskin!
Your father fucks chooks!
you: Suck the cheese off a dead man's foreskin!
If you were a grain of rice you couldn't do an impression of a fucking maggot!
you: Suck the cheese off a dead man's foreskin!
A comeback to eat shit and die that will leave the original speaker speechless.
First heard in Boston in 1978 and never forgotten.
Peter: Eat shit and die!
Brenda: Eat cheese and crawl up my ass!
Peter: ...
The phrase is used to mean “How is this relevant to the conversation?”, especially if a person seems to be actively avoiding the topic being discussed.
Me: Hey, do you have that $20 bucks you owe me.
Him: Hey, have you seen the movie Hot Tub Time Machine yet?.
Me: What's that got to do with the price of cheese in China?
A.) someone who freeloads and gets of scott-free without having to pay for everything. Derived from the expressing "fat rat in a chees factory"
B.) a person whose rolling in dough
A.) Man, we ordered the 5-5-5 deal and home boy Darious didn't put in a cent, but he still ate like a king! he be da fat rat wit da cheese
B.) Man, i'm gonna be a gangsta rappa, yo! Den i'll be da fat rat wit da cheese!
A cheese sandwich that pairs most excellently with watching the Bill and Ted series.
Ingredients:
White Bread
Craft Cheese Singles
Recipe:
Place a slice of bread in the center of a microwave safe plate, add 1 slice of cheese, add 1 slice of bread. Repeat until you have a 4 tier tower of bread and cheese.
Cook:
Microwave on high until the cheese melts and you have a soggy tower of cheese and bread.
Enjoy!
I’ll be god damned if I don’t eat a mother fucking Bill and Ted’s Excellent Adventure Cheese Sandwich every time I watch Bill and Ted!
suffering from thrush or other vaginal yeast/bacterial infections
Doctor: What symptoms have you got?
Woman: Well, I've got a little bit too much cheese on the taco...