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John and Kylee are the perfect people for eachother! If you’re a John and you find a Kylee, make her yours, she is everything you need and want, even if you don’t completely understand it. Remember all of those times she made you smile, and all of those times she reassured you, SHE CARES ABOUT YOU LIKE NO OTHER PERSON WILL! Make her yours before you lose her, if she’s not yours already, you’re gonna lose her if you don’t tell her how you feel! If you think you’re in love with another, but this definition made you think about Kylee, even a little bit, HURRY UP BEFORE YOU LOSE THE BEST THING THAT’S EVER HAPPEN TO YOU!
Best friend 1: “WOW, John and Kylee are finally together!”
Best friend 2: “Took them long enough.”
The action of a man making finger guns with both hands durring doggystyle; then inserting both pointer and index fingers the woman's vagina on both sides of his penis, followed by inserting both thumbs in her ass. Commonly done when the man wants to feel a tighter hole.
I fucked the shit out of Jessica last night, but she was pretty loose so I had to give her the ole John Wicking.
Our lord and saviour, controls every country, every bank, funds both sides of every war. Controls everything you have ever known.
"ah my taxes have gone up" -alex
"Just big John controlling the world :/" - Collom
Someone who constantly one ups you, no matter how ridiculous the statement.
"My grandfather has an incredible hat collection. He has 742 hats!"
"That's nothing. I have *743* hats!"
"You're just Big Johnning me."
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"I used to do ballet when I was little."
(A 400 pound morbidly obese person) "I starred in Swan Lake!"
"Yeah, OK Big John."
Someone who parties with perkys
Once I heard that big John took a perky but fell down immediately
the worst place on earth.
located in bedford, ma., it has a student population of 600 students, half of which are probably going to end up vaping in high school if not earlier. named after some old superintendent, not the astronaut.
the 6th graders at JGMS are out of their mind. passing by any 6th grader, you will hear the most aggressive and obscene language come out of their mouth. its fucking terrifying.
the 7th graders at JGMS are basically 6th graders but nerfed. the popular girls are all obnoxious and wear ten pounds of makeup. they're attendance abusers and just annoying.
8th graders are just 7th graders on steroids. half of them vape in the bathroom and fight in the middle of a hallway. they think they're better than everyone.
the teachers also suck too. most can't even do their job correctly and care too much about political correctness to teach.
person 1: what school do you go to
person 2: i go to john glenn middle school
person 1: isn't that place hell on earth?
person 2: worse.