Neck on him like a jockey's bollocks

Someone who is prepared to take risks to gain a substantial prize

"Yer man there. He has a neck on him like a jockey's bollocks."

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Keeping it clean like a washing machine

The act of staying drug and alcohol free.

"you want some weed?"

"nah man. Im keeping it clean like a washing machine"

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talking like a man with a paper asshole

Talking like you have all the answers but you have none

John boehner is talking like a man with a paper asshole.

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Drive it like a U-Haul

Drive like there is no tomorrow while evading the Po Po.

Damn, did you see that hot blond woman in LA evade cops for 2 hours? Yeah she Drive it like a U-haul.

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make out like a bandit

Making out, kissing, petting someone with no strings attached. A free love, one-night stand make out session.

Make out like a bandit

At the graduation party, we went in the bathroom and made out like bandits, both of us stealing smooches and gropes, and then we walked back into the crowd like nothing had happened.

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Wear You Like A Necklace

Stemming from the song “So It Goes…” by Taylor Swift. It refers to the link of having your partner choke you during sex thus their hands being the necklace.

“I want to wear you like a necklace,”
“You want me to choke you?”
“Omg yes”

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So do you like fishing?

A phrase to be used in a conversation when there is an awkward silence or nothing to talk about. Similar to "How 'bout them Knicks?"

Zach: Then I found out he crying in the bathroom
Adam: ....
Zach: So do you like fishing?

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