what mexicans say when they rool up in their rusted out el caminos
"Ey mein, ima go take a siesta"
When your dad stalks and watches you when you are with your boyfriend.
Dude, you are getting some serious dad eye right now!
A command found meaningless by some Cav officers during the American Civil War
"Squad, present sabers"
"Captain? Eyes front?"
Eyes that are blue and doesn't really effect anything else (pls note that I also have blue eyes and I'm not saying this out of jealousy)
Idiot:If you have blue eyes you are more *something* then people with brown eyes
Me: y tho
An extremely overrated eye color. It's very beautiful but sometimes gets too many compliments. 8-10% people worldwide have blue eyes.
Eyes blue, like the Atlantic, and I'm going down, like the Titanic
Linda: That guy is so cute, look at his baby blue eyes!
Sophie: *grumbles*
When you eat so much shrimp, your eyes turn pink.
"Why isn't Will at work?" "He called out with The Shrimp Eye . You know, from that all you can eat shrimp buffet at Jake's? His eyes look like a flamingo's ass."
It’s not government obstruction, or extraditable. The act of witch blends media’s of all nations
Dirty alvarez brown eye foiled ww3