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One who is more of a physical person rather than one of any intellect.
In simple terms, a stupid yet physical worker.
Man, that guy can sure lift those boxes. Too bad he's an ass monkey when it comes to computers.
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The filter for the word "fuck" on www.Thewarcenter.com
You are such a wild monkey love
*Replace wild monkey love with fuck
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A mongolian monkey matinee is the central asian derivation of the european monkey face, an act in which a guy simultaneously wadges and throws a handful of short and curlies in the face of some dirty strumpet.
The mongolian monkey matinee differs by using pre clipped strands of anal beard from the gooch or the chode and is performed first thing in the morning so that the unsuspecting mutter does not get a chance to turn away from the impending anal beard / ball juice double combo.
"Jenny looks so peaceful sleeping. I almost don't want to wake her. But my urge to litter her chops with jizzy gooch hairs is too strong to resist...bam bam, mongolian monkey matinee!"
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Anything that is very, very dirty.
Curtis is dirtier than a green monkey's fuckstick.
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A woman who has suffered vaginal tearing through sexual intercourse. This can also occur to gay men with torn sphincters.
Dude, I accidently made her a skewered spider monkey last night. It was worth it though
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Useful Insult, particulary useful when a slur of any kind will get you into deep !%#% (like when you are talking to someone of another race/creed/religion/sex)
If the person takes offense and reports you they will "just look a bit mad".
Annoying useless whinger: "You have no taste, not even a dog would go out with you" OR "You wanker, arsehole, drug pushing pimp, skank"
You: "Shut-up you Purple Dishwasher Monkey"
Annoying useless whinger: "I hate you... (thinking) how dare you call me that... (thinking really hard, you have left by now)... what did they say?"
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monkeys that were drowned in the sea?
actually it's a common misconception to call them sea monkeys, the real name is "see monkeys?"
sea monkeys? what sea monkeys? i don't sea any monkeys!
when i got my sea monkeys i expected little underwater monkeys to jump around and eat bananas, but all i got was little can't-see creatures.
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