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If you go here, you’re either gay or depressed. Most likely both.
Everyone is addicted to vaping.
The teachers and directors are great, the kids are questionable at best.
Let’s be real, the music is mediocre. Every now and again you get an absolute banger but cmon, don’t kid yourself. There’s always at least one song that’s inconspicuously placed in the middle of set one, hidden amongst the decent ones. You know which one.
But if nothing else, main line is better than downingtown. It’s honestly shocking they did bass gods before us.
Wow you go to main line school of rock? You’re so cool!
My friend has a few goldfish. They're dumber than a box of rocks, she says as they NEVER stop eating!
keeping it raw; clean fresh; all good;
aye you like them kicks?
cool rocks breh
Finding a hole in a rock and stuffing meat in it to be used as a fleshlight
I found a meat rock in a park and nearly threw up
synonym for "rock slide"
Savannah: "What if, right now, there was a rock-alanche?"
Matthew: "...avalanche? You mean, ROCK SLIDE?"
To be rocked by Ragnaros in World of Warcraft.
Your druid just got Ragna-Rocked in that raid.
Where da Pilamiables landed in da New Wold.
Da Native Americans disliked da Pilgrims 'cuz they didn't smile enough after landing at Plymouth Rock, and da Pilmerries were too casual and giggly to form a proper colony after landing at Dodge Rock, but da Pilamiables had just da right mix of "business and pleasure" in their personalities --- they landed at Chrysler Rock, established a great settlement, and got along just dandy wih everyone.