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those things that get in your eyes after you sleep and they are hard and yellow
“Man i just woke up with eye crusties in my eye!”
Prejudice against certain eyes
She was mad at the eye because she was eye-ist
The result of excessive anal straining , following a particularly strenuous session of attempting and succeeding to pass a stool with a girth that exceeds the maximum elasticity of one’s sphincter
Fuck sake , that was a whopper of a copper bolt I’ve just shat out …. My arsehole is sticking out like a watchmakers eye
When someone gets so drunk that a blood vessel in their eye bursts, causing the entire white of their eye to flood with blood.
Bro did you see Jamie?
Nah man what happened?
She got totally wasted last night and got champion eye!!
Holy crap! Can she even see anymore?
KoRn’s best cover song
Originally preformed by Cheech, Chong, and Alice Bowie. This song is the secret track on “Follow The Leader”
Ben: dude did you hear the secret track on Follow The Leader?
Jack: yea Earache my eye
Pinching your bottom eyelid and shaking it to make a fapping sound
What’s the best way to simulate the sound of fapping? - eye fapping
Having eyes only for your husband/wife. Only being attracted to your spouse
Diane, “He’s so hot!!!”
Mary, “Eh, he’s okay”
Diane, “Yes, for your marriage eyes”