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1. primal, carnal urges that oppose one's reasoned judgements.
2. similar to "deep down in my heart" but more crude, and doesn't reference one's feelings of love, affection, or idealism.
3. one's wants that appeal to using things and services for pure, selfish, pleasure, regardless of consequences. (ex. sex, drugs, alcohol, fighting)
Bro: She was so gone last night, and was saying weird, fucked up shit. I couldn't bang her.
Homie: Hey man I totally understand, and I think you did the right thing.
Bro: But dude....like deep down in my penis....I totally wanted to be all up in that =D!!!
Guy: My boss has been up my ass all week and now he wants me to come in on Saturday.
Dude: Wow, that sucks. You shoulda told him to go fuck himself.
Guy: And lose my job? Fuck outta here! But seriously dude, deep down in my penis, I want to smash his stupid "#1 Dad" coffee mug in his fuckin face....but I'm a pussy =(.
Men who think guns are penile extenders. This club is especially for men who strap on their rifle's and assault weapons before going out in public. Members like to strut around with their guns, especially in front of women, falsely believing this makes them appear strong and attractive. Instead of appearing strong and attractive, however, members of this group appear to be overcompensating for their especially small penises.
Examples of small penis gun club members: The guys who hold gun rallies in mall parking lots, because four mom's demand action members are meeting inside. Other examples, Ted Nugent, Rick Perry, Rush Limbaugh
To paint one's penis green and then put cookies in their grandmas ass, and then put the penis in the ass.
Her: How was the family reunion?
Him: It was a total Green Penis Grandma Cookie!
Her: Holy FUCK!!
This is the worse insult ever uttered by mankind. Even God himself fears this insult.
George: ur mom gay
Carl: ur dad lesbian
George: ur granny tranny
Carl: ur grandpap a trap
George: ur family tree LGBT
Carl: ur ancestors are incestors
George falls to the ground, weakened by the raw power of Carl's insult.
George, with his dying breath: your genus likes penis
*the entire universe and everything in it implodes*
God watching from heaven: Nice.
When you feel like your about to go all out on the toilet, so you recite the ritual chants, so your waste is taken off and you are left a better man, learning that the chant has saved your life, and you are now stuck in a ritual.
"PENIS COCK FART SEX" "PENIS COCK FART SEX" "CLEANSE ME OFF THIS WASTE" PENIS COCK FART SEX"
When you lay your cock on a motorway and let a caravan run it over!
Sup dave done a sick orange hyper penis explosion, shit I scraped that off the tarmac!!! HARDCORE!!
stevie when he got the big hemroids
yo, did you here penis nigga tiddy foreskin???
No way i thought he got rid of those