Cat

Cats usually pee and poop everywhere and vomit and hair balls everywhere ( I know this cause I have 3) and they may only love u because u feed them and stroke them because they’re absolute idiots but they aren’t that bad. But I don’t think u should get one if that why ur here dogs are better or bunny’s but that is my opinion go aheAd

Me: please don’t hairball all over me

My cat ( bobby) : * throws up and hair balls at the same time on my duvet*

Me: f**** you

Cat

not a dog.

See that cat. It smeels bad.

Cats

Cats are cute animals that haves cute meow

'' I love cats''

Cat

An evil animal that scratches ur feet if u stretch out

That cat is mean

Cats

Cats are feline friend that will keep you awake at night bcuz they hungry

"I need to feed my cat"

"I love cats"

Cat

Not a dog, that's it.

My cat was sitting on top of the Burj Khalifa.
My cat was chilling on the Himalayas.

Cat

a fluffy potato or a fluffy demon

My cat just detroyed all my furniture.