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because i have a penis

what a man says if he doesn't want to do something that is deemed woman's work, suck as ironing his shirts, or picking up after himself. Sexist when said to a woman, blatantly insulting when said to a male (your questioning his manhood in a very homo-phobic/sexist way).

Woman, i don't cook my own dinner because i have a penis.

by phi December 05, 2004


Small Penis Truck

I can assure you not all trucks that are jacked up on big tires are because the owner has penis envy. A lot of us prefer to drive them because it's a LOT easier to replace a trailer hitch than the whole rear end of your vehicle. I've got a sedan and a BIG Ford truck and it's night and day the way people drive around you in either. I literally get people a foot off my bumper in the sedan or when you signal to change lanes they speed up to keep you from doing so. Drive a big truck and you reduce those behaviors by 90% at least. Sure they'll honk and flip you the bird but they will let ya over.

I'd rather drive the small penis truck because it keeps people off my tailgate.

by BigTrucksEndViolence September 30, 2013


penis hair envy

The fascination with, and jealousy of, a males impressive quantity of pubic hair. Often seen in men who do too much manscaping, and wish they could go native again.

I know he isn't gay...he must be staring because of penis hair envy...

by delicatetulip April 27, 2012


inside-out penis

When you can smell fish from a mile away

Inside-out penis That girl over there has an inside out penis

by thiredheadgirl October 29, 2015


tony loves penis

tony loves penis and will suck on anything like 1 or more

tony loves penis

by potatolover3000 January 29, 2021


feminine penis holder

a thing of the male sex with a very feminine penis, almost vigina like

bro are you a feminine penis holder?

ya

sammmmme
can I see

by suckmeballs May 17, 2022


Penis Enlargement Pills

Pills that your weird Gay/bi friend always ask if you want them, regardless of gender

Brittany is standing at her locker
Ryan runs up out of nowhere

“Hey Brit you want some penis enlargement pills

by LightningSurg3 May 29, 2019