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A rich man in Texas is very gay and practices the art of the form of martial arts known as guy-kwondoe. He fights other men but not in the typical martial arts way
~signed by a gay man in the yee haw states
Guy-kwondoe : This man practices martial arts. He is VERY friendly with the other men on his team
an excuse used by a fat slob you work with to get out of doing any work
Don was asked to do a simple task to which he replied , can't a guy have a shit!!
When you go with a lady you presume to be a queen to be a queen to buy coffee paraphernalia . EX: She points at $3,000.00 espresso machine and you buy it.
Friend: Where did you get this $3000.00 Espresso machine Leeann?
Leeann: It was a guy buy I had him eating right out of my hand that weekend I went to visit.
A classic, stereotypical man who acts like a neanderthal, not thinking logically, but childishly
*cleans something messy with his bare hands instead of a rag* “wow, you act like such a guy”
Usually a greasy gas station smelling guy who's teeth is always crammed with nacho cheese and salsa if you see him in the movie theater which is his natural habitat dont sit next to him
Person 1: damn that smell of nachos is making me feel a certain way let's get some from him.
Person 2: nah haven't you heard he has a metal plate in his jaw and he uses it to knock out people who try stuff like that! Dont even test nacho guy!
omg its sophisticated flamingo ghetto mongoose dinosaur guy!
A man without much muscle or fat, typically packing a huge cock
"I hooked up with that skinny guy yesterday, and my god, was he hung!"
"It's true, skinny guys always have the biggest dicks."