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A long stick with a noose at the end to grab a nigger's neck and bring him wherever you go.
Guy 1: "What happened to that nigger you saw in your yard?"
Guy 2: "I used my Alabama Monkey Grabber to get him away from my property."
Guy 1: "... Silly niggers..."
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A person sexually-addicted to overweight African Americans, typically overweight white women who cannot get a white man.
Man, you'll never get her - she's a chunky monkey junkie!
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This is when the male lays on his back and has his legs raised at the knees and his feet are still flat on the bed. The female lays on top of him in a "reverse cowgirl position". However, when they start the act of sex, the female puts her legs in the same way as he has his. Her legs will not usually reach the bed so they move around.
We were having sex in so many positions. We even did the reverse spider monkey.
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a retarded phrase that people say when they wake someone up or to make people laugh
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the act of forcing both fists into anothers anus, causing a huge goatse hole after about 15 minutes of sustained anal penetration.
Last night she totally ave me the old double monkey fist routine!
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A Monkey Sniffer is someone who likes to smell a monkey's bottom.
Also known as an offence term for a person.
"Oi! Monkey Sniffer!"
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