A JIM CRACKCORN I EYE PHONE IS A HALF HUMAN WHO SPENDS ALOT OF MONEY ON A BRAND
For example a JIM CRACKCORN I EYE PHONE WILL LICK THE I EYE PHONE TILL ITS NICELY MOIST THEN SET IT TO VIBRATE AND RAM IT INTO HIS ASSHOLE WHILE BANGING HIS NEIGHBOURS WALL AND SCREAMING FOR A HAIR TRANSPLANT
Clear Eyes eye drops relieve dry, red, itchy eyes. Whether or not you wear contact lenses
Used when a random fat guy sits beside you in a cafeteria and his fat meat frequently hits you and makes you rage.
Josh: My gosh why does his fat meat keep hitting me:
Kim Jong Un: Just give him the bitch-eye man, just bitch-eye him.
Touching your penis with mustard and making eye contact with your grandparents
penis touching with grandparents which is hand eye cock
Touching your penis with mustard and making eye contact with your grandparents
penis touching with grandparents which is hand eye cock
This term is used when someone has pink eye.
"Gino Close Your Eyes" they told him.
An exam to see how good your vision is in da context of how well you can play billiards.
Andy Capp wasn't sure whether he could get a good score on an employment-related quiz, but as an expert snooker player, he could totally ace an eye cue test!