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King Flumerfelt

The master of orgasm. Blessed by the God's stone is written in his tongue and cock as he glides through the pussy of space!

Damn that guys king Flumerfelt!

That girl looks like she just had a Flumerfelt!

by Pussy samurai February 21, 2023


king Murray

A Man so strong that god must have sculpted him him/herself. A man so loyal, to befriend him is to befriend god him/herself. This man is the only one that deserves to be with the goddess Jessica. This man is so humble you wouldn’t even know know it’s him. He will walk with you, sing with you, and cry with you if you need it. He is the kindest man you will meet and will make you laugh so much. He loves puns, Dad jokes and any other joke. He is known for his wonderful smile and charming heart. Strategically he is a genius so do not challenge him. To war with his Kingdom is to wage war with god. King Murray will never let you down and will always hold you up. There is only one in the world at any given time as two would be catastrophic for humanity. He is love, he is strength and he is Man.

Sean: Have you seen that guy over there helping that person with heavy things?

Derek: yeah that’s a King Murray right there.

by KidsoftheKing July 22, 2022


A King

A King is almost always a Ben as they are very vain have the best name ever and 75% are fuck bois

Wow look at Ben I wanna be like him he’s such a king

by Ben the king July 7, 2020


king crummett

When one ingests a large amount of Dr. Pepper and Green Tea, then molds the resulting fecal explosion into a crown shape, freezes it, and places it on their partner's head

Roger crowned his Queen Jean with a king crummett...true love was blossoming.

by willycosby69420 September 22, 2023


reverse sea king

When you finish a fight with a single blow that causes the formation of rain clouds.

Did you watch All Mights fight earlier? I got drenched after that reverse Sea King.

by GrunkleDan April 11, 2016


king poe

king poe is our beloved leader, he’s a green dinosaur with a gold crown. King poe is married to queen margret and he has 2 children, bart and lisa. king poe rules over all of us and he hates leprechauns, especially kayne and steve, because they like to steal his lucky charms.

king poe is our only leader

by kingpoe May 22, 2022


King/Prince Chaos

When you express to friends about your lack of a sex life so they perform a eulogy to lay your sex life to rest. The Prince part comes in when they end up Pullin a Danny. Then a eulogy is performed for your dream sex life as well shortly after.

A King/Prince Chaos was performed due to my disappointing and non-existent sex life.

by Pulling a Danny April 2, 2023