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"when eminem was born he congratulated the doctor" - some guy
"cum boners" - some other guy
1.You have a good and tight pussy
2. Medical problems
To how the gyol pussy tight as mi start fuck her mi cum fast
Alternative, to regular tape (if you can't be arsed, to go out and buy some), and need a place, to hang your partners, picture up, on the wall.
Graham: I love my girl so much, I want to stick her pic, to my mirror, but have no tape. But, all is not lost... I can spread my Cum Tape, on the glass, and stick her up :)
A women who is not afraid to gather and devour 2nd hand cum from any source available ,no matter what state the jism appears to be in.
"Sally is such a Cum Rodent. I caught her nibbling the curtains the morning after Roger fucked me and tried to blow out the window and got the curtains"
When you are talking nonsense after cumming real good.
You are talking so sweet to me, you must be cum buzzed.
A fart after two people have engaged in anal sex and the receiver farts, creating a cloud of cum.
Paul farted in the bar after receiving anal from his boyfriend John, the smell was thick. Kath a fellow co-worker exclaimed "don't come in here spreading your cum clouds!!"
Cum in ice cube tray let it freeze and wait until she sleeps and place the cum cubes on her eyes and sing 'COME ON TO ME' by Paul McCartney.