Little Jack Horner

the act of thumbing a girls anus in an attempt to pull out a turf plumb

We were really going at it last night , then gave her the “Little Jack Horner” while reciting the nursery rhyme.

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Jacking the Ball by the Sea and cake

Jacking the Bal by the Sea and Cake is simply a song. However, used in the right context it can be interpreted as some sort of bizzare sexual innuendo that no one gets.

Me: jacking the ball by the sea and cake
Me: get it you must
insufferable mulct: i've never heard that one, but i'm going to guess handjob.
Me: LOL
Me: I hope you're kidding

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flip your jack over

Masturbate, Jack-Off

'Hey Dave, you don'e flippin yo jack?'

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do you know jack?

yes

no, do you know jack?

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Jack-O-Cramp'in

the agonizing, scraping sensation of your ovaries being internally carved and man-handled on a monthly basis much like the sensation of hollowing out a pumpkin.

Dude, I'm like majorly Jack-O-Cramp'in right now; do you have a knife so I can end this?

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Jack off all trades

A person who does not use profession as criteria for choosing sexual partners

- How'd you swing that? I thought Jane only fucked above a certain income bracket.

Naa man, she's a jack off all trades

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Flap Jacks and Cottage Cheese

a woman with saggy boobies and a really wrinkled up belly, usually the result of having multiple children

Barb should NOT wear that bathing suit she looks like Flap Jacks and Cottage Cheese!!!

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