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A person who has a very bad habit of saying the word "Like"
Person 1: I'm like really like tired
Person 2: You have Obsessive Like Speech Disorder (OLSD)
Person 1: No because people with OLSD like say like, like a lot, because like they have like a terrible habit of like saying like.
Bro nice cock with that fucking 1 millimeter defeater! Bet yur girls like that TicTac! Man Ur lookin like a tictac. Ur pp lookin like a Tictac
A term used to describe a situation where one needs to smile or act happy even though they are in severe pain physically and or mentally. References how dogs (most dogs) facial expression remains the same even when they are in pain. Usually used to describe an unpleasant interaction with authority.
Another variation of this phrase is shaking like a dog shitting razorblades
"The boss was screaming right in her face but she just stood there smiling like a dog shitting razorblades."
-This saying is often used when you are committing something impossible. For example a T-rex trying to self pleasure with its tiny arms
"I cant figure out how to use this computer Melinda, its like teaching a dinosaur to masturbate"
"Cleaning your bisclitussy is like teach a dinosaur to masturbate"
When you're so angry with someone you momentarily feel like commiting murder. This term was thought to originate from the British Soap character Pat Phelan, an infamous serial killer.
I'm so angry that he stole my ergonomic pen. I'm phelan like Pat did.
It’s when you step in dog shit and smear it up the stairs into the house.
Oh man, Andrew stepped in Bentley’s mud pie and turned it upside down like a red carpet.
Its when u summon jake from state farm
My boyfriend trying to save me: like a good neighbor state farm is there!"
Me: Wtf bro?!
Jake comes
me: whhhaaaaatttttt