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John

a kid with ZERO life that's cheating on geoguesser when we duel him like omfg its not that serious

"i HATE john because he always cheats on geoguesser! what a loser!"

by nachomansion17 December 13, 2024


John

Dumb bitch
(@senor_pollo__ on insta, for more dumb bitch energy)

"Bro stop, you're acting like a john."

by Bwoccoli February 11, 2020


John

Shark man
NomNom

Person 1
Woah Thats John he loves sharks
Person 2

Hes a Shark guy

by Madz0305 November 21, 2021


John

john is someone unlucky enough to not be named jack and will always try and be called jack

Person 1: hey john

John: it’s jack

Person 1: your just a fake jack.
John: my name is jack

Person 1: bitchboy

by GrowlingOso February 15, 2020


John

Another Name referring a Prostitute.

Why are you standing like a John?

by Chris Hates Everybody February 19, 2021


John

Dad´s account

"How could you afford that?"
"You know, John"

by Addew March 28, 2021


John

Used to describe any generic object or person. Can replace a noun.

"Look at that John"
"I'm gonna make this John"

by Drake_neeta_max_ween January 16, 2025