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being legally drunk / intoxicated to the point where you think its ok to drive little kids around and argue with them all.
Nick: "Hey broski, what did you do last night?"
Matt: "Oh man, I got New York School Bus Driver Drunk last night"
Nick: "sounds like a fun time"
Matt: "oh it was, i tried to tell those little bastards to sit down and shut up but instead they deliberately disobeyed me. All the slurred speech in the world couldn't control them."
Matt: "Also I signed my daughter up for boarding school"
the exact opposite of roosevelt's new deal
what is the purpose of the green new deal anyways? i just don't get it.
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basically what it says, thats a whole new level of what the fuck. its so crazy, its a whole new level
Dude: Bro, did you know what happened at that party?!
Other dude: Yeah, that sick shit man. thats a whole new level of what the fuck!!
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Have sex with you under the false pretense of a legally binding marriage.
I'm gonna take you to New Jersey like Will Smith did in that one episode of Fresh Prince cause that girl wouldn't screw him till they were married.
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the exact opposite of roosevelt's new deal
what is the purpose of the green new deal anyways? i just don't get it.
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What is said when a man doesn't have any balls, a final admitance of conformity.
"I don't have any nuts, but look, it's a new tie I am wearing?"
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A flaming shit that spews out of your asshole after consumption of a particularly spicy or Asian meal, which literally chars the rim of your asshole.
Nick: "How you feelin' Houston?"
Houston: "Terrible, I have 3rd degree burns from that 'Chinese New Year Dragon Fire Shit' that I took this morning!"
Nick: "Fuck dude, I hope you feel better, I hate 'Chinese New Year Dragon Fire Shits'." I had to get asshole replacement surgery last month after one of those.. Fuck China Dynasty!"
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