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a valid excuse for a really bad mistake, can only be used once
Wife: I cant believe you had sex with those two strippers, then you had the nerve to bring them to the house and make them breakfast.
Husband: Seemed like a good idea at the time.
Wife: I bet it did, it was a bad idea and you are a ass hole for thing it was
Husband: Well, that did not cross my mind at the time. I never banged to hot bitches at the same time and two bitches at the same time is always a good idea.
Rumored to be what Bill Clinton said when asked about Monica Lewinsky during his 1999 impeachment hearing.
my time is a song that plays at the bad ending of OMORI a game about trauma and depression this song plays while SPOILER WARNING! the main character jumps off a hospital building in the bad ending. the lyrics repeat "oyasumi" which means "good night" in japanese. tho the good endings song is named "good morning" the meaning of good night in this song can be that he will go into a forever sleep.
hey dude have you heard "omori/bo en my time"?
yes i heard it in the bad ending of omori
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A statement or phrase, normally at the end of a terrible powerpoint involving a poorly written "sad" story, signaling the viewer to give the creator the attention which he or she so badly craves. See Like Whore.
Girl: "bf, will you love me 4 ever?"
Boy: "no"
Narrator: "girl runs into street and is hit by car. boy sees if she am OK. She dead!!!
Boy: "I meant to say i will love you 5 ever!"
Narrator: "Like this if you cry every time."
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An even more versatile version of "That's what she said". Used to draw attention to a non-sexual phrase that could be interpreted sexually. Can be used by both males and females to refer to a variety of situations.
"Man, I don't think it'll fit in there."
"Sounds like my first time."
"I was so sweaty aftwerwards."
"Sounds like my first time!"
"How am I supposed to put this thing on?"
"SOUNDS LIKE MY FIRST TIME!"
"So then my mom came in and spanked me."
"Sounds like my first ti- Oh."
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The expected amount of time to just lay around and chill after receiving an orgasm.
We'll bake cookies later Trisha, right now let me have my post-blowjob orgasm chill time.
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And I'm all out of ass
- Dick Kickem
" Time to kick gum and chew ass...And I'm all out of ass".
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That feeling of dread one gets when they are fearful of leaving their house because Big Time Rush will be having a live concert in their front yard.
Guy: Do you want to go out later?
Girl: No, I can't leave my house because of the Big Time Rush Uncertainty Principle.