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stand her up like a tulip

To give a woman cunnilingus while she is standing up with legs spread and you are kneeling down before her

She enjoys all types of cunnilingus, but her favorite is when you stand her up like a tulip

by Maximilian Twist April 5, 2015


make like a fetus and head out

Make like a fetus and head out is a play on make like a tree and leave, referring to a fetus entering this world head first. It is a pun and means: go away! or leave now!

"make like a fetus and head out" he shouted whilst pointing at the door.

by Sircasm February 14, 2019


Obsessive Like Speech Disorder (OLSD)

A person who has a very bad habit of saying the word "Like"

Person 1: I'm like really like tired
Person 2: You have Obsessive Like Speech Disorder (OLSD)
Person 1: No because people with OLSD like say like, like a lot, because like they have like a terrible habit of like saying like.

by SlangDude November 25, 2012


Ur pp lookin like a tictac

1 millimeter defeater

Bro nice cock with that fucking 1 millimeter defeater! Bet yur girls like that TicTac! Man Ur lookin like a tictac. Ur pp lookin like a Tictac

by Depression #RIPSEGZ March 18, 2021


Smiling Like a Dog Shitting Razorblades

A term used to describe a situation where one needs to smile or act happy even though they are in severe pain physically and or mentally. References how dogs (most dogs) facial expression remains the same even when they are in pain. Usually used to describe an unpleasant interaction with authority.

Another variation of this phrase is shaking like a dog shitting razorblades

"The boss was screaming right in her face but she just stood there smiling like a dog shitting razorblades."

by FutureGhost November 13, 2018


Its like teaching a dinosaur to masturbate

-This saying is often used when you are committing something impossible. For example a T-rex trying to self pleasure with its tiny arms

"I cant figure out how to use this computer Melinda, its like teaching a dinosaur to masturbate"
"Cleaning your bisclitussy is like teach a dinosaur to masturbate"

by Danussy August 31, 2022


Attention seeker like Elesha Maybe

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The best lyrics in big el dis track is attention seeker like Elesha Maybe

by Yomumlol May 6, 2019