suck on deez nuts baby

*moaning noises* ash baby suck ON them- aaah I'm about to cum😩

"Suck on deez nuts baby aah HARDER aaaahhhhh harder"

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I call horse nuts

I call horse nuts is just a proper way of saying I call Bullshit

Why did that not count, I call Horse Nuts

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bust a nut in grandma's butt

Give granny some serious ass jizz!

Maestro likes to bust a nut in grandma's butt.

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under the butt nut hut

When a female has so much extra skin on her Goochthat it creates a shelter around your scrotum.

The girl got so wet you could find her on doppler radar, I had to keep dry in her under the butt nut hut...

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nut sandwich with extra mayo

a classic tea-bag where you sense completion & quickly remove your nut sack from her mouth and re-position so you can finish on her face

I was planning to bone her but I lost focus during foreplay and ended up giving her a nut sandwich with extra mayo instead.

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get off my nuts

I phrase that is said to someone who is sitting on your nuts.

You've been sitting on my nuts for about 2 months now I think it's time for you to get off my nuts.

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wig nut fuck

when you take off your wig and use it to give someone a handjoband they take the semen to the face

hey chris, i hear you give good wig nut fuck.

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