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Boy: Hey, do you like cats?
Boy2: I love cats. Give me a cat.
Cats are electronics that pose as pets so the government can spy on little girls eating macaroni and cheese. they are programmed to make noise at you indicating they need batteries but instead, we have grown to be smarter and just share the mac n cheese. thus far cats can hurt us. be wary at night when they try to murder you with their claws. the government is trying to downsize the population with this plan to make america a utopia and cat paradise.
mhh baby your cats is full of anus juice
A cute cuddly friendly little fluf ball that says meow when you need it and is always there to comfort you.
Person A: Awwww cute cat you got there
Person B: thanks
In the 1970's Cat was used to describe a person that was hip or cool. They dressed in berets. Most of their clothing was black and white. They hung out in coffee shops. Liked to stand up in front of a Mic and read poetry. They had an aura of being really smart and really mellow.
"Look at that guy over there wearing the beret and reading poetry. He's a really cool cat. "
"Hey cats, wanna come hang with me at the coffee shop?"
a big fat football with fur and knives hating all that crosses its path with night vision willing to attack at any second
The cat tried to kill me in my sleep
An evil demon creature of the night possessing the Deranged spirit of a devil in their afterlife. If a black cat crosses your path from the left, it is female. from the right, male. If it jumps down from a tree above and hisses at you before launching its razor sharp talons into your skin, it is the spirit of an Illuminati god. stay away. Save yourself from eternal darkness. Alone. Alone. Alooooooone.
“I swear, he’s gonna be a cat someday.”
“dude, don’t get all catty up in here!”
“Cat”