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The common quote said after one performs a blasphemous act, therefore embarassing him/her self.
George: Yo we're going the wrong way.. where's my house?
Non-Idiot: Your in it.
George: Oh god. Kill myself.
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To top yourself is to kill yourself/ commit suicide e.g Im gonna top miself.
To be topped is to be killed e.g someone top me
If i cant go out soon ill top myself
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To heil oneself is to mimic this action that originates from the 2005 movie, "The Producers." The character portraying a very flamboyant Adolf Hitler lavishes praise upon himself when sings "Heil Myself."
I'm so great! Heil Myself!
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Where you blow your fucking brains out
This class sucks I wanna Berthoud myself
To commit suicide by hanging oneself in one's room, while blasting "Numb" by Linkin Park through a shitty iPhone speaker.
vb. "That concert sucked. I'm gonna go home and Chester myself."
Jane: What happened to Bill, I haven't seen him in days?
Joe: Oh, I heard he Chestered himself after Cecelia broke up with him. What a sad way to go.
Browning yourself:
#1 craping yourself. laying shit in your trousers. drop a loaf of shit in your pants.
#2 scared the crap out of yourself.
#3 so amazed you shit yourself.
ever had one of those times from out of nowhere you have to make a monster doo? I had one of those the other day while I was organizing boxes at my storage unit, and with no place to go I thought I was going to brown myself until I scavenged some napkins out of the taco sacks in my car, pulled the door shut on the unit and went to browntown in an empty moving box. talk about a moving experience.
Then, after busting a loaf I about browned myself again when the door on the unit wouldn't open. All I could imagine was the look on some chaps face in the morning when they show up and let me out with my box of deux.
What one no longer wants to be, anymore.
Eric Carmen: All by myself. Don't wanna be alllll byyyy mysellllffff, any more.
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