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fibronic irrigation:
flossing out the undercarriage by consuming mass quantities of fiber and passing the massive chunks rectally. this may be followed by a yogurt enema.
I may not be a doctor, but I play one on tv; therefore I can prescribe a full fibronic irrigation to loosen up your innards with gusto. you'll be blowing pooberry stew in no time! just 5 bowls of horkins fiber chunks will have you dunking dunks in no time!
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Browning yourself:
#1 craping yourself. laying shit in your trousers. drop a loaf of shit in your pants.
#2 scared the crap out of yourself.
#3 so amazed you shit yourself.
ever had one of those times from out of nowhere you have to make a monster doo? I had one of those the other day while I was organizing boxes at my storage unit, and with no place to go I thought I was going to brown myself until I scavenged some napkins out of the taco sacks in my car, pulled the door shut on the unit and went to browntown in an empty moving box. talk about a moving experience.
Then, after busting a loaf I about browned myself again when the door on the unit wouldn't open. All I could imagine was the look on some chaps face in the morning when they show up and let me out with my box of deux.
man, after eating that burrito I was in brown town for an hour!
I had a throwdown in browntown while I was dropping some pooberry stew!
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re*JAVA*nate: when you re-load on your coffee. to refuel with caffeine. to re-energize. A play on the word: rejuvenate combining the term Java (another name for coffee) with the word rejuvenate.
the demise of the fine art of the skilled barista, styro-cups, and the compromise of art based coffee house culture are some of the many reasons I try not to re-javanate myself at corporate chains.
Mudworm: a long brown turd. mudworms are mostly indigenous to the dank confines of the cities sewers, but some time they can be spotted in the wild. sometimes they sit poised; curled on themselves like a frosty ice-cream cone, or a venomous snake ready to strike. It is not advised to pick up or handle these creatures- unless you are German, or two girls with one cup between you!
billy- hey guys, come check this out, I think it is a mudworm in the grass!
dillweed- no, timmy, dont touch it! eww, grody!
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