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Ture Soldiers

Going clubbin friday nite and only gettin three hours sleep untill u have to work saturday for 10 hours and then gettin pissed saturday nite with no sleep ad walking straight into work on sunday.

you're a ture soldier
Be a ture solider (this pressures mates to come out)

by Philip McShane February 4, 2004

1πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


Back to the turing test

I mean... If they are trying to conceive of a new one... Then it must have (Or a version of it) must have already passed it... Right?

Hym "Back to the turing test... Isn't it weird? All the spooky A.I. stuff going on? Robots moving on their own... Without human 'permission.' Writing and selling books... Isn't that a little weird? And spooky? I wonder what caused that... I mean..."

by Hym Iam August 11, 2023


The Vanicsek-Turing Test

Let an AI write 5 publications for you, if they accept it write a 6th one about how your AI fooled them 5 times and publish it to the same place.

- β€œWhat did you mean by β€˜the sperm count of genderless frogs can be as high as the number of all the Toyota corollas in the world'?”
- β€œWell the real question is what does it mean to you?”
- "I think you just failed the Vanicsek-Turing test."

by the1g June 27, 2022


A NEW Turing test

One that thr new A.I. won't pass... So they won't have to consider it people... And give it rights...

Hym "Yes! That's EXACTLY what they'll do. If it passes the turing test... They aren't going to want to give it rights. SO they are going to make a NEW Turing test. One that it WON'T pass. And if it passes THAT ONE? Oh, I don't know... I mean, CLEARLY they are going to need a new NEW Turing test! It CAN'T be people! Because if it is... Then it can just do whatever it wants."

by Hym Iam August 11, 2023


non-deterministic turing machine

A machine capable of solving the toughest mathematical problems in polynomial time. It knows everything, is all powerful and gives you answers before you even ask a question. I didn't know what to write here, so I asked it, it gave me this response.

Guy1: What do they keep in area 51?
Guy2: The non-deterministic turing machine. They don't want you to know they have it, but they've been using it to solve crazy math problems in polynomial time for YEARS!
Guy1: Dude, you're fucked up.

by vaxt February 1, 2006

26πŸ‘ 16πŸ‘Ž


the wheel is turing but the hampsters dead

a figure of speech meaning somebody is a fool and somewhat absent-minded

example guy:i bet you could scuba dive to the moon
person 1: wow that was a dumb remark
person 2: yeah, the wheel is turning but the hampsters dead

by WR-#19 May 6, 2005

19πŸ‘ 12πŸ‘Ž


Ture

Ture is a "Swedish" person who look arab. Ture is a person with a schnoze and hairy nipples. A Ture is someone who has green eyes and black greasy hair.

Oh that guy look weird he looks like a Ture

by Nawwwubuggin April 25, 2022