<9

It's <3. (love)

But much, much, much better.
Because 9 is a cooler number than 3.
It is indeed the BEST number.
And so, the best thing you could say to anyone. ever.

I <9 you

or just simply

<9

or <99

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9!!

a very excited 9 or a number that's almost 1.61*10^1859935

A: what's does 9!! equal?
B: it's 1.61*10^1859935
A: k thanks

9/9/99

The date on which a computer bug caused Daft Punk's synthesizer to explode. The accident necessitated reconstructive surgery for both Guy-Manuel de Homem-Christo and Thomas Bangalter, which is why they are now robots. Most of the recording of DISCOVERY was completed after this date, which is a mix of music between the computer chip in their brains with their beating hearts.

"In September 1999, we had this small explosion in our studio around the 9/9/99 computer bug where the sampler crashed and there was some accident—and then we just turned out to become robots. We look like robots, so we don't wear masks anymore."

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9

The biggest F*cking screw up in the history of screw ups. Set talisman in the machine. Killed 1, 2, 5, 6, 8.

Must I go on?

"We don't know what it is!" -2
"Oh well, gotta go somewhere!!!" -9 *fails at epic levels*

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9

upside down 6

there is no suchthing as 9 only an a 6 next to a upside down 6

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9

Yeah, or, I just don't need to do that. It just isn't necessary. Like, if you work hard... You can do a thing you've already done (work on a team of writers)... Except, this time... You can get the thing you didn't get the first time... Maybe... If they feel like giving it to you... Maybe go to school first... Hold on... Just hear me out... 5 maybe 6 years from now, you could be doing the thing you've already done SUCCESSFULLY AND EFFICIENTLY, JORDAN. IF ONLY THERE WAS A WORD THAT COMBINED THOSE 2 THINGS HUH?

Hym "Hey, you want to know the 'dated' definition of competence? 'An income large enough to live on, typically unearned.
"he found himself with an ample competence and no obligations" 👆 That's from the dictionary. 9"

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9

The most basic inference of 9 is Death, or with the other angle Rebirth, like a phoenix.
The simplest usage of 9 is at The End of every digited set of natural numbers
Example: 1-9, 10-99, 100-999, 1000-9999, 10000-99999, etc. and thus the analogy with Death.
But as there is always a new bigger set after 9, it is also similar to Rebirth.

de7iant: "Time doesn't end with 9, why? because Time is Divine!"

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