Congratulations you made it here! We all know you're just procrastinating to a degree so high that by the time you get back to what you were doing then you would feel worse. So here's the copypasta for "My FNAF Rap" to get you to realize that you have been procrastinating for way too long and need to return to your work.
FNAF Rap
YO YO YO listen up to my new rap! I just got a freddy hat!
(HOT GIRL SINGING) oH YeAhhhh ITS FREDDY FAZBEARS PIZZA! WHEN YOU GET SOME PIZZA! AND A BIG. PIECE. OF ASSSSSS! awesome music plays
Me: ya my name is rappa 3000 and ill trl ya da story of fredy pizzaria with a freddy goldy and a hot foxy fucking chica all day long, With a hudge dong, and den the security guard named chonged put his ding in BONNIE!
girl takes off shirt and sings OH YEAAAAAA ITS FREDDY FAZBEAR PIZZZAAA! WHEN U GRT SOME PIZZA AND A. BIG. PIECE. OF. QSS
me strokes dong mmmm ya its fredy fazbear pizza with huge dings and blongs and bomgs and frogsssss! with scary sexy animatrons!
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No One is gonna Look this up, so its more of a secret then a definition.
i eat mustard raw.
Im feelin so very 1qaz2wsx3edc4rfv5tgb6yhn7ujm8ik,9ol.0p;/-'=\\'/=;.-pl,0okm9ijn8uhb7ygv6tfc5rdx4desz3wa2q1`after loosing!
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when you type every possible key diagonally on a QWERTY keyboard
i could have `1qaz2wsx3edc4rfv5tgb6yhn7ujm8ik,9ol.0p;/-'=\\='-/;p0.lo9,ki8mju7nhy6bgt5vfr4cde3xsw2zaq1`ed
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The absolute top of boredom. You likely tried to find the last uncharted area on Urban Dictionary that had not already been documented, but you found this.
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When you are infinitely bored and it's too late you will die
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What. in the hell. are you doing. You have reached the final stage of boredom it is either 3AM or 3PM on a school day and you are almost there ONE MORE COMBINATION
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