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(DISCLAIMER: THIS IS JUST A JOKE DO NOT TAKE ANYTHING SERIOUS)2024. The year everything went wrong. Firstly, the US got bombed. Three times. Then there was ANOTHER FUCKING VIRUS. Even WORSE THAN FUCKING COVID. And guess what? They did nothing abt it. They gave up on the quarantine after everyone protested cuz they had all that trauma from 2020. And the virus wasnt the worst thing. Ok maybe it was. And then elon musk literally renamed twitter again. And the worst thing is that ww3 almost started. Two times. And now nobody is sure if it has started or not cuz its litterally chaos.
"Ugh i hate myself"
"Duh, its 2024. 2024 is the worst"
Annual sausage rememberance day. On this day, 12 Apr 2024 9:58 AM a loser has dropped their sausage on the bus floor, and now they no longer have breakfast. On this day we take a half-a-minute of silence to remember this tragedy, and take appreciation for all the sausages consumed prior and onwards.
Person 1: "Did you know today is the annual sausage remembrance day?"
Person 2: "Oh really? What's that?"
Person 1: "Ever since April 12th 2024 we've been taking moment every year to remember the sausage that was tragically lost that morning."
Person 2: "Oh cool, I'll take note of that."
Fada faced an epidemic of mass numbers joining their group, chaos unfolded forcing members to observe carefully, the chaos did not stop forcing the hand of several elder fada gods to purge the group, hence causing the great purge of 2024. “You have been removed”
Hey, Do you remember “The great purge Incident of 2024” ? Where fada removed several people from existence.
pati, andra and payola's iconic trip to romania 😍😍😍
person a: ugh i'm so sad let's do something fun
person b: yes let's pull a travel 2024
April 12th, 2024 is nationally known as send your friend of an opposite gender an arch pic.
Jack: Hey, can I have an arch pic.
Hailey: Sure, it is national arch pic day anyways.
(Send an arch pic to a friend of the opposite gender on April 12th, 2024)
This is a movement to cancel a beautiful hot man named stan who is really gay because he sends porn to little boys
¨Have you heard of cancel stan 2024?¨
¨Of course i have! i hate that stupid dude, Arwan is so much hotter.¨
bro missed everything 😭🙏
"lil bro was born in 2024, gta vi announcement older than bro"