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on december 23rd, you are required to fuck a furry if they request it, whenever you like it or not
Person 1: Hey person 2, did you know that december 23rd is Fuck a furry day 3: electric boogaloo: electric boogaloo
person 2: traumatized noises
person 2: i have done this twice in a row in a span of a year
5👍 3👎
3 day festival dick - if you're going to do it at a festival the golden rule is to do it on day 1, no one wants 3 day festival dick. As apposed to a 3 day FF - 3 day festival fanny/foof.
He was cute but I didn't want to go near his 3 day FD
It’s pretty self explanatory. ChipsAhoy🌎☄💕®#0069 appreciation day is EVERYDAY‼️ Gonna beat them doonies down too no kizzy 🤷🏾 ♂️💯
“Yk what day it is 😏?”
“Sunday??”
Happy national ChipsAhoy🌎☄💕®#0069 day<3
fine ass bitch with a fat forehead but bomb ass pussy💪
day<3#9958 gets all the pussy and dick in the world ong
1471 days. That's how many days it took for the Rift update to come out in Hypixel Skyblock, which was said to be released 3-5 Business Days after the game's creation.
Friend 1: She bad asf.
Friend 2: What the fuck? She's only 3-5 Business Days old!
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shut up thomas day 3 is the third national shut up thomas day in the world! it’s on october 20th!
thomas: hey
me: shut up
thomas: oh my god is there ANOTHER national shut up thomas day?
me: yup! it’s october 20th, today! Shut Up Thomas Day 3!
thomas: why
A syndrome common to people who refuse to work for a living, who subsist primarily on food stamps and/or child support or public assistance. It occurs around the first of the month or anytime they recieve support funds which are usually blown within a 3 day period. The money is usually spent on candy, junk food, worthless trinkets, clothes and other pointless crap.
Shanika - Why is Shantel digging through the dumpster in front of the apartment complex?
Keisha - She got that 3 day millionaire syndrome and blowed all her stamps on Skittles, Slim Jims and Hot Cheetoes so now she gotta scrounge bottles and cans for the rest of the month to buy baby formula.
Shanika - That's a damn shame. She shoulda just bought real groceries and cook shit at home.