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March 31st is the day that legends are born, they always turn out to be some sexy ass mfs that have incredible skills in bed and are the best relationship partners of all time
He was born on March 31st, we should all go fuck him
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January 31 is is the day where the people with the most gorgeous eyes and hair is born.
She was born on January 31st. I mean look at her hair and eyes.
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The birthday of a beautiful, smart, talented, kind, and best woman in the world she deserves everything.
its december 31, ive gotta make the day amazing for the goddess of the universe
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August 31 is the day beauty’s are born the most amazing caring loving beautiful people are born on this day so snatch you a girlfriend who got dis birthday cuz damn you don’t know what your missing
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A date that doesn't exist and never will. So if home boy decides the date you're planning to have is in February 31st then you clearly know hes mocking you. So basically you'll never be able to go out with him or her.
home boy: February 31st is our date k?
Freshman thot: KK ;)
Freshman thot on March 1st, "wait what??"
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People born on July 31st are the prettiest and most perfect girls on the planet without and doubt. My best friends birthday is on this day and she’s so caring and amazing.
“what’s the date today?”
“july 31st”
“ohh it’s Jorja’s birthday!”
“Tell her I said happy birthday”
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