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An old fat ugly stupid plastic faced cunt that has no talent, but thinks he has the right to tell people they have no talent. Also has an ugly wife that is only with him for his money.
That Simon Cowell is such a plastic faced fucking cunt.
An extremely sweet, sexy, funny, charming British man who is most known for his juding on both Pop Idol and American Idol.
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Quite possibly the most cruel person in the world right after Adolf Hitler. Also the only honest judge on the show American Idol. Maybe too honest.
Jon: Did you hear about what Simon Cowell did on American Idol?
Tom: Yes, I heard he ate a puppy!
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A giant asshole known best for his unimpressed attitude and his role on America's Got Talent as a judge. He's really, really hated by Bruno Powroznik.
I REALLY hate Simon Fucking Cowell!
A day when u just wanna criticise anything and everything around u....regardless of how good the day is actually going...with reference to a certain Simon Cowell, the ultimate critic
Man...yesterday I had such a Simon Cowell day...I was fishing on my sailboat, doing some Bud, with my wife blowing my pipe...and I still found a reason to complain!!!
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This phenomenon involves the making of an extortionate amount of money from an individual or group of people with little or no discernable talent.
A: That Cheryl Cole is so popular...why do you think it is?
B: Must be the Simon Cowell effect....
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