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A second cleaning attempt of the arse when you have the feeling that you are not as clean as you should be from an earlier deuce.
Most times proves to be unnecessary and performed more for peace of mind.
1st dude: Hey, how about a courtesy flush in there?
2nd dude: Don't worry man, just doing a re-wipe.
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The attempt made by the unfortunate toilet user to be left with only a few sheets of toilet paper to finish the job with.
Often due to either not wanting to start a new roll or having no replacement; this bold attempt is only for those with true faith in the tissue.
"I can't believe you managed to get away with The Wipe of Faith, I tried the same thing the other day and ended up soiling myself"
The act of licking your partners butthole after they had just taken a shit.
Mark was about to get in the shower when his partner gave him a good baby wiping instead.
When slices of bread are used to wipe your ass instead of toilet tissue.
Works best on very runny and soggy shits, especially a good alternative to cheap thin tissue in these circumstances.
I had runny shits yesterday, so decided to bread wipe.
The most satisfying wipe job performed for rectal cleansing post defecation. To dry wipe, one pinches a clean turd and the subsequent wiping of the ass results in the toilet paper being clean and "dry" and free of any fecal remnants.
Roger was already running late for work but he felt the urge to take a dump before embarking upon his long commute to the office. Fortunately for Roger and his high fiber diet, he was able to pinch off a clean loaf and was able to dry wipe thus saving him valuable time.
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When a male is performing oral sex on a female and in one motion licks from the butthole to the clitoris.
1. Dude. Bro. Did you give her a gentlemen's wipe?
2. She was so hot I gave her a gentlemen's wipe.
3. I gave her a gentlemen's wipe like a true gent.
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The act of wiping ones ass from the front as if they were wiping their pussy.
That Jew kahny got his balls shitty after a frontal wipe.
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