after vigorously pumping your ol' lady while on top of her, the oxygen in the room gets funneled up between your butt cheeks and suctioned within. After the deed is done, you lay on your back beside her and begin to flatulate incessantly. This condition is called a "pof," or post-orgasmic fart.
After riding roughshod all over her tail last night, I was suddenly afflicted with an overwhelming bout of breezy acres, or post-ejaculatory flatulations.
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King: a Ruler , Lord, God..
Acre: An measurement of time, used primarily in rural areas.
King Acre: to be a Ruler of an measurement of time,.. your time,.. your life.
Be King Acre!
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Shore Acres is a pleasant suburban retirement community located in Maryland. A haven for antiquing, Shore Acres boasts quiet streets, well-manicured lawns and a quaint imitation-Colonial church that can be toured between 2 and 4 PM on any weekday save Tuesdays. Shore Acres Click is an imaginary gang invented on the internet by a small group of white teenagers who reside in Shore Acres with their grandparents. The only requirement for membership is the inability to spell "clique."
Me and my homies in the Shore Acres Click used to smoke hella pot while we watched Total Request Live, until my Nana found our stash and took it away. Yeah boyee!
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Spread throughout an area; Everywhere; All over the place;
Jim spilled the milk all over hells half acre.
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Pittsburgh's scariest, 100% volunteer haunted house. Located in South Park PA.
"hey, do you want to go to Hundred Acres Manor this weekend?" "Hell yeah, that place scares the piss out of me."
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a very magical patch of land where stuffed animals come to life and play with a very courious young boy
christopher robin went on an adventure through the hundred acre wood all day. But got lost in the tall unkept grass and huge bushes
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A close relative of the Acres Burger. The meal is similar to the Acres Burger in the sense that the hot dog's roll has been replaced with sliced white bread. An Acres Hot Dog is made by either rolling and encasing the hot dog sausage with the bread 'Cigarette style' or cupping the sausage with the bread 'Taco style'. The Acres Hot Dog has the same connotations as its beefy brother in the sense that it is a struggle meal that would not be out of place in the Four Acre area of St Helens.
1- "Just been up to Aldi in Clock Face and they had no hot dog rolls."
2- "Bollocks. Acres Hot Dog it is then."