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One of the worst nicknames of all time, unfairly given to Lebron James by Sports Nation's Michelle Beadle
Guy 1: "Hey bro, you see the Akron Hammer's dunk last night?"
Guy 2: "Who?"
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The shittiest excuse for a school ever created. The only people who attend this school are people who can't get into an actual college. If you go here you are most likely a drug addict or prostitute and will eventually get an STD. The fraternities are widely known for date raping any and every male, female or other (i.e. animal or transgender) that comes within a half mile radius of their house. They are extremely ghetto and at some point you will probably be involved in either a mugging, stabbing, shooting, curb stomp, or all out gang war. Going to this school basically dooms your life into a miserable black hole of poverty, depression and alcoholism.
The University of Akron is the sorriest excuse for higher education known to man.
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The greatest basketball player ever to play in the category of those that will finish their careers HAVING NEVER WON ONE RING.
Mark: Dude, LeBron is lighting it up tonight.
Jon: I know it dude, it's just too bad THE AKRON HAMMER always chokes in the playoffs, and blames it on everyone but won't take the blame himself. He will not even shake hands after he loses because he is an awful sore loser, Mark.
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A diverse area with a large multitude of cultural influence. Certain celebrity's such as Lebron James, Club Drugs(Mike Burkley) , and John Legend all originated from here. Home of Akron University, Zubs, and Tuesday's at Thursday's.
Akron Ohio is the place to be.
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When you're grandma loves you so much that you do crystal meth and cheat on your girlfriend with a girl who has a fat ass from Akron.
I cheated on amber with a fatty from akron.
located 45 minutes away from cleveland. a corny city filled with mostly lames. a place where people from cleveland or canton (where they get in trouble) come to akron to stay out the way or go to school.home of lebron james, most traveled bus line number is the 2 (arlington) always packed and 18 thornton.
if you are in akron, ohio, some will say u got some bomb or fruit????? lames...c.... told ya so
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While having intercourse in Akron, Ohio, one strains the contents of a post-orgasm condom into the mouth of the woman.
She wanted to taste my spunk, but I already came, so i gave her a Akron Rubber Shot.
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