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When there is at least one MILF within a 50 foot radius.
Two man-friends at a bar:
Guy 1: Dude me and Jane totally boned for like 3 hours last night! It was so amaz-
Guy 2: OMG! MILF Alert!
(Both men stare at a classic MILF sitting at a nearby table)
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Reference to a ghetto female in porximity. Used as an insult ususally to degrade a chick who broke a nigguhs heart.
..Bro! Hoodrat alert!
Amburnt Alert: see definition and example sentence for Amburnt.
Amburnt Alert is a system that if existed as suggested consist of a database of the names of people, who are at high risk of or already a full blown malignant narcissist and to further complicate the diagnosis of person, addiction and substance abuse is added to the mix. AKA “amburnt” .
Would be part of the background check if name of person was searched for online. If an amburnt alert is associated with profile. Many things can be avoided. Some have compared such a list or database to the sex offenders registry but far less misleading and more accurate when utilized for risk management .
When I ran a background check on my son’s new girlfriend’s name, I was relieved there were no amburnt alerts thus far associated with her. But as far as i can tell, she is exhibiting textbook characteristics of one. My wife then reminded me the amburnt alert system is only in its infant stage of existence . And that the real system is thru good parenting and sharing of how to spot and avoid the personality disorder. Which is taking the advice and warnings from experienced survivors who have had toxic relationships with the type.
A device very similar to Life Alert, only it can be used by a white person of any age. A button is pressed whenever I nigger is approaching, and the police immediately arrive, ready to shoot the nigger!
Person A: Damn! I wish I hadn't moved to this ghetto neighborhood. All these niggers are trying to rob me!
Person B: Oh, don't worry. I have Nigger Alert. It'll protect you from those dirty apes.
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whenever some one says something that sounds like they are making sexual refererences, without realizing it
DUDE 1 dude my bag is stuck in my locker help me yank it out
DUDE 2: cecil alert..
CHICK 1: you prop it open with your foot and i'll shove it in there
CHICK2 : CECIL ALERT!
JEFREE STAR CLONE 1: dude! that thing is friggin huge! are you sure it will fit in there?
JEFREE STAR CLONE 2: stop making all these cecil alerts!
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Synonym or modern version to "There's the phone, call someone who cares."
(loosely)
Master Shake: Thanks for ruining my lunch! Which is gone by the way...
Frylock: Have you looked in the fridge?
Master Shake: Oh Brainstorm! Alert the internet we got a genius over here
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A notifying exclamation that someone within visual range of the speaker is wearing an unconvincing hair piece or wig.
(origin rhyming slag for wig "Syrup Of Figs").
Note not to be confused with "Irish Jig Alert!" which is a warning that "Lord Of The Dance" is playing in town.
Two friends walk into an ironmonger's shop and notice that a waiting customer at the counter of advancing years has jet black hair with a side parting at the back of his head.
"Ooops! Syrup Alert!"
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