Alfie

Alfie is the only correct way to spell the name. If your name is Roisin and you spell it alphie, you are incorrect. Obviously. This is on the Internet so fact.

Alfie is the dogs name

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Alfie

Idiot that leads you on. Will often say he loves you when he doesn't. A manwhore. Alfie sleeps with every one, wheather you are fuck ugly or not, Alfie doesn't care, he just wants pussy. Is charming and kind untill he breaks your heart.

Dude, is that Alfie's new girl?
Yeah, man, I feel sorry for her.
Yeah, what a user and dick.

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Alfie

Being a big bitch that supports a crappie football team

Well your doing an Alfie

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Alfie

A WHITE boy who stays up to late, takes drugs ,skates/ scooters around his neighbourhood and occasionally like to set things on fire.

Ew look at that kid twitching in the corner, he must be alfie

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Alfie

Alfie. noun. An underendowed, gayish, hairy, small, troll-like humanoid creature of Irish origin similar to a leprachaun, who is unusually immature and lacks self-restraint aswell as an attention whore. Prone to annoying people, especially members of the opposite sex, this creature is best repelled by a can of roach spray. It is to be noted that this creature has no sole, similar to that of a Ginger. Although roach spray may repell the beast the only efficient way of disposing of this beast is to behead it. An alfie also has powers such X-Ray vision for old men and nuggets, these are called Prostate powers. Be warned, this creature is dangerous, approach with caution and avoid rainbows.

2. adj. Mentally and socially challenged, but very lucky due to leprachaun qualities.

3. adj. Gay.

Usages:

1. Noun. a. "Don't be such an Alfie or someone is going to spray roach spray on you!" b. "His penis is like a Rafael: small, gay, and hairy!" c. "Why does that guy act like such a Alfie?" d. "At parties he acts so Alfie, its really awkward being in public with him."

2. Adj. a. "I found a 4 Leaf Clover, because I am an Alfie I now have to go and fist myself".

3. Adj. a. "Are you bisexual or like, you know, just totally Alfie?" b. "Alfie Loves to fuck Leprachauns and drink Guiness in Cum stained glasses".

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Alfie

Alfie the most awesome person in the world normally in love with someone who’s name starts with a P an all round savage

Alfie is awesome

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Alfie

Alfie is a big gay and plays fortnite

The name Alfie is extremely gay

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