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king alfreds

a school full of sketty slags and a few vEry fit boys in year 10 and a bunch of teachers who are massive cunts especially the art ones:)

i went to king alfreds now i live on the streets with my 9 kids doing crack

by yamomsahoebabes May 8, 2019

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alfred jones

The hero

Alfred Jones is the hero!

by Peasant Queen November 7, 2013

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Alexander Alfred

Alexander Alfred is a very hot man and very smart very very hansome and strong. . He schooo in meridan. Singapore. He play soccer and very tall. He get all the gals in the school every time… he is sexy man.. he do the gym and carry , girls love him much a lot… if you like Alex xander Alfred add me on ig kazuualien

Alexander Alfred: I’m so hot… you sould like me. I’m supa hot

Girl: ??

by Osama bin hosni November 22, 2021


Alfred Fishcock

Fish smelling cock from ejaculation during intercourse and no shower afterwards.

When you bang a chick and cum inside of her, then rollover and go to bed, the next morning when you go to take that first piss, you smell that Alfred Fishcock.

by xxmikeoxhugexx April 9, 2014

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Alexander Alfred

Alexander Alfred is a very hot man and very smart very very hansome and strong. . He schooo in meridan. Singapore. He play soccer and very tall. He get all the gals in the school every time… he is sexy man.. he do the gym and carry , girls love him much a lot… if you like Alex xander Alfred add me on ig kazuualien

Alexander Alfred: I’m so hot… you sould like me. I’m supa hot

Girl: ??

by Osama bin hosni November 22, 2021


Alfred Pennyworth

One bad ass, mother fucker that is not to be trifled with. More or less Bruce Wayne's butler.

He has made appearances and/or played major roles in all of the Batman movies and TV shows.

Alfred Pennyworth: A long time ago, I was in Burma, my friends and I were working for the local government. They were trying to buy the loyalty of tribal leaders by bribing them with precious stones. But their caravans were being raided in a forest north of Rangoon by a bandit. So we went looking for the stones. But in six months, we never found anyone who traded with him. One day I saw a child playing with a ruby the size of a tangerine. The bandit had been throwing them away.

<b>-LATER IN THE MOVIE-</B>

Bruce Wayne: The bandit, in the forest in Burma, did you catch him?

Alfred Pennyworth: Yes.

Bruce Wayne: How?

Alfred Pennyworth: We burned the forest down.

by Don't drink the ocean whaterr! November 16, 2009

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alfred hitchcock

The fact that I am the first person to write anything on Hitchcock is just criminal. Born on 8/13/1899, he was widely regarded as one of the best directors ever lived. With a reputation for making horror, suspense,and thriller movies, he's sometimes referred to as the "Master of Suspense." He is famous for using attractive blond women in his movies and making cameo appearances in his own movies. Hitchcock's most famous movies include: Notorious, Psycho, North by Northwest, Vertigo, Rear Window, Strangers on a Train, 39 Steps, Rebecca, To Catch a Thief, The Birds, The Man Who Knew Too Much, and Dial 'M' for Murder. Upon his death on 4/29/1980, Alfred Hitchcock, among other legendary directors such as Robert Altman, Stanley Kubrick, Federico Fellini, Ingmar Bergman, Akira Kurosawa, and Martin Scorsese, never received an Oscar for Best Director.

Person 1: I watch a lot of movies. I am a movie person.
Person 2: Me too! And don't you just love Alfred Hitchcock?
Person 1: I've never really watched any Hitchcock.
Person 2: And you call yourself a movie person? How dare you?!

by AbsolutelyHopeless December 13, 2006

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