alfie

small child who is like 1 ft tall and thinks hes pretty epik and hard but secretly he has a small dick and no friends. You cant tell me im wrong

alfie's friends: hi alfie!
alfie: i need to take my meds, you clearly aren't real

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alfie

Alfie is the guy who will make you laugh no matter what, he may seem dumb but he's not, he cares...but you will fall for him and he will play you over and over again so watch out for an Alfie up ahead.

I fell for an Alfie.

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Alfie

Thinks he's an intellectual. But mainly he's alright. He has a big booty though so we allow it.

Alfie: Look at me I'm clever.
Me: Shut up Alfie you're dumb and you just think you're brighter than you really are. But man, you're ass is fat so I'll allow you.

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Alfie

fit, sexy, beautiful, amazing, has a wonderful personality, gets all the girls, loves himself, best smile, SHANIES MAN NOT KEELEYS

Shanie: I spoke to Alfie yesterday, he was so nice to me
Maddie: awhh cute

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Alfie

Alfie is the name given to those who are not only A pedo but also swings both ways with girls and boys, be careful around an Alfie.

He’s gay, he must called alfie

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Alfie

Alfie’s cock is so unimaginably small you can barely see it, Alfie’s are normally extremely stupid and it seems like they have no brain at all.and 9 times out of 10 they’re gay aswell

Guy: Oh hey, there’s Alfie

Girl:I was with him last night and his cock is so small you can barely even see it

Guy: I thought he was gay he really looks it

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Alfie

Alfie - A person who has a lot of potential of being smart and tries very hard but when people sees him trying hard, he or she tries to make it look like they're not trying and try to act goofy or laugh it off.

"You see James? Yeah, he's such an Alfie.

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